Last night as I lay sleeping I died...or so it seemed.
I thought I went to Heaven but it was only in my dream.
Up there St. Peter met me, he stood at the pearly gates,
He said, "I must check your record, so please stand here and wait.
Your record is a mess, I see nothing here but flaws,
on Earth I see you rallied for every losing cause."
I see that you drank alcohol and smoked and partied too.
Truth is, you've done everything a good person shouldn't do.
We can't have people like you here, your life was full of sin.
But at the end he took my hand and simply said, "Come in".
He led me to the Man in Charge, "Take her in and treat her well.
She worked with the Airlines, she's done her time in Hell."
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